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Instructions

‘Before using the product for the first time, take time to familiarise yourself with the product first. Read the following operation instructions and safety instructions carefully. Only use the product as described and for the designated areas of application. Please keep these instructions in a safe place. If you hand this product on to a third party, you must also pass on all documents relating to the product.’

I was sorting through old paperwork and came across this. It’s the beginning of a 7-page instruction manual…

… for a bath mat.

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  1. January 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Make sure you read them all properly. We don’t want you getting hurt by some malfunction of this complicated device!

  2. January 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Indeed. Apparently ‘injury can result from improper use’.

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