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Chainsaw conversation

I was talking to someone today (while I was out walking the dog) who’d been using a chainsaw. He’d started off a week or so ago just taking a couple of branches off a tree, and then more and more of the tree disappeared day by day.

‘The thing is,’ he said ‘using a chainsaw is addictive. Once you make a start on sawing something, you get enthusiastic and then just get carried away with it. Once you’ve finished, you’re looking for something else that needs a chainsaw taking to it. Then, after a while, you’re wondering where the hell you can bury the bodies.’

I’ll bear that in mind…

 

 

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  1. November 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    lol – the lopsided tree in my parents’ front yard was the recent victim of an overzealous chainsaw too 🙂

  2. November 19, 2014 at 2:06 am

    Hopefully they didn’t have any bodies or body parts to bury though!

  3. November 19, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    Well, I didn’t ask…they do have a crawlspace under the house. *shudder*

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